Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum 'Shivaji ko kyu

Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum 'Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!

One day I asked my Heart

One day I asked my Heart......

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....

Signboard outside a..

--Signboard outside a..

PATHOLOGY Clinic-- 

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...

but

for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!

Police: R u married?

Police: R u married?

Sardar: Yes, with a woman.

Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?

Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!

Shocking Introduction at a party...

Shocking Introduction at a party...

.

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One man to another ..

Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.

We were classmates.

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..

Staff askd:

wht happend? 

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? 

I said yes !  

Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Wife: kaisi lag rahi hu mai aaj?

Wife: kaisi lag rahi hu mai aaj? 

Husband : waah.. Kya baat hai, aaj to bilkul Priyanka Chopra lag rahi ho.

Wife : Sacchi?  DON waali ya KRRISH waali?

Husband : BArfi  waali......