A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl

A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.

Doctor used to give her a rose daily
and engineer used to give the girl an apple.

Girl got confused and asked engineer
There is a meaning of giving rose in
Why are you giving me apple ?

Engineer answered : Because
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Only 1% of the girls

Fact of Life !!!

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
The remaining become
passwords on the computer ! 

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. 
Doctor: Drink this glass of water. 
Patient: Will it make me better? 
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.