Sexy secretary comes angrily out of

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..

Staff askd:

wht happend? 

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? 

I said yes !  

Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday  :)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back,
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"

In a bath room, a boy

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

what is the difference between

what is the difference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both are pregnant

Catch her by her waist,

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
nice drink...PEPSI

A boss from TATA motors walked into

A boss from TATA motors walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down.

His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked,

"Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him; finally understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, he said,

"When you saw the garage door open, did you see my JAGUAR parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was "A TATA NANO with 2 flat tyres