Love is a promise

Love is a promise,
love is a souvenir,
once given never forgotten, 
never let it disappear.

GRANDMA IN COURT ..

GRANDMA  IN  COURT.. Brilliantly Hilarious:

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a  big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know  you.."

The lawyer was stunned!  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,  - "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone  and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to  mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of  them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."  

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet  voice said:

"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,  I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !

A cute excuse:

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if  they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

I am sending you lots of hugs and kisses

I am sending you lots of hugs and kisses
wrapped in the warmth of love to say
Good night and may you have a nive dream.
Good Night

Since your eyes are looking

Since your eyes are looking tired,
let your eye lashes
hug each other for few hours.
May you have a very happy journey into the world of dreams
Good Night !!!

Darkness is everywhere ..

Darkness is everywhere,
The birds are back there home,
Road are quiet,
Every body is sleeping,
But i m not u know y?
Just wanted 2 say u Good night

Smart answer by a female.

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
Super Insults:

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Love is like flower ..

Love is like flower, it has got beauty, fragrance, who ever goes near will feel it, its a true love.

If loving you is wrong..

If loving you is wrong, Then I don’t want to be right. My love for you is strong and Brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, But we’ll win every fight.

This may be our first year ...

This may be our first year together,
But the start of a lifetime of wonderful memories and tons of love.
Happy Anniversary! 

Could you believe it...

Could you believe it?
We’re on our _th month together.
It was real quick.
I barely noticed the time flew.
Maybe it’s because I always enjoy our times together.
Happy Anniversary 

Happy Anniversary my Sweet Love

Happy Anniversary my Sweet Love!
For you, I thank the lord above
You’ve given me hope, inspiration and truth
Becoz of you I feel never-ending youth
When heavy storms have come our ..

Happy Anniversary!

Close your eyes ......

Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
God must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep & sweet dreams...

The past is a history

The past is a history
The future is a mystery
Today is a gift
That’s why we call it the present.
Gud Mrng & Have a nice day.

G-get up

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise & shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-gooday 4 you

Sweet Charming Morning

Sweet Charming Morning
Cold Awesome Climate
Hot Hot Tea
A Little Heart Beat Says
Very Good Morning

Morning is a Wonderful Blessing

A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life.
Good Mrng

Feel the freshness

Good  ,\ ! /, 
Mrng _- O -_ 
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Feel the freshness & touch of morning sunrise.

Good day..

Love is just love[Pic MSG]

Love is just love, It can never be explained.

Feelings are always the same ...

Feelings are always the same
Saying it could be in different ways,
Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS'
Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS'
Happy Valentines Day !!!

Valentine's mean to spend time ...

Valentine's mean to spend time with the 1 u love
Valentine's mean that kisses,hugs,smiles and candy
Valentine is the day u and me will be together with love
My love is true and never blue all about u.
Why Cause Valentine's Roses could be red violet's maybe blue
But my Roses R True 4 u on Valentine's !!!

Love is Life Love is ...

Love is Life
Love is Knife
It cuts our throat,
till the time we thrive,
sorrow and nature,
don't go aside,
but smile and say,
that you are my Valentine !!!

If a butterfly comes ....

If a butterfly comes close to you,
if a perfumed rose touches your face,
if your mobile dances on a nice tone,
remember its me trying to say you
Happy Valentines Day !!!