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Monday, 29 February 2016

--Signboard outside a..

PATHOLOGY Clinic--

For you it may be your Urine & Potty...

but

for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!

Sardar: Yes, with a woman.

Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?

Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!

One man to another ..

Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.

We were classmates.

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..

Staff askd:

wht happend?

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight?

I said yes !

Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Husband : waah.. Kya baat hai, aaj to bilkul Priyanka Chopra lag rahi ho.

Wife : Sacchi? DON waali ya KRRISH waali?

Husband : BArfi waali......

Wife: Imagine karo
agar mai aapki har baat samjhu
aur har baat maanu toh.?

Husband: (after 5 mins of laughing)..saala mere se to imagine bhi nahi ho raha .....!!!!

अमिताभ: बेटा, बैठे बिठाए कमाके खिलाने वाला बाप

और

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