Police: R u married?

Police: R u married?

Sardar: Yes, with a woman.

Police <angrily> : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?

Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!

Shocking Introduction at a party...

Shocking Introduction at a party...

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One man to another ..

Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.

We were classmates.

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin..

Staff askd:

wht happend? 

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? 

I said yes !  

Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Wife: kaisi lag rahi hu mai aaj?

Wife: kaisi lag rahi hu mai aaj? 

Husband : waah.. Kya baat hai, aaj to bilkul Priyanka Chopra lag rahi ho.

Wife : Sacchi?  DON waali ya KRRISH waali?

Husband : BArfi  waali...... 

Wife: Imagine karo agar mai

Wife: Imagine karo
agar mai aapki har baat samjhu
aur har baat maanu toh.?

Husband: (after 5 mins of laughing)..saala mere se to  imagine bhi nahi ho raha .....!!!!

अभिषेक बच्चन : पापा मुझे भी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार चाहिए

अभिषेक बच्चन : पापा मुझे भी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार चाहिए 

अमिताभ: बेटा, बैठे बिठाए कमाके खिलाने वाला बाप 

और 

साथ रहने के लिए मिस वर्ल्ड मिल जाऐ... 

ये किसी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार से कम नहीं है....

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head

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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate 

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!