Wife: Imagine karo agar mai

Wife: Imagine karo
agar mai aapki har baat samjhu
aur har baat maanu toh.?

Husband: (after 5 mins of laughing)..saala mere se to  imagine bhi nahi ho raha .....!!!!

अभिषेक बच्चन : पापा मुझे भी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार चाहिए

अभिषेक बच्चन : पापा मुझे भी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार चाहिए 

अमिताभ: बेटा, बैठे बिठाए कमाके खिलाने वाला बाप 

और 

साथ रहने के लिए मिस वर्ल्ड मिल जाऐ... 

ये किसी पदम् भूषण पुरस्कार से कम नहीं है....

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head

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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...   Ultimate 

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad..

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

In a Nursery School Canteen

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.!

New teacher joined in the school

New teacher joined in the school 
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....
 Now girls turn .......
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 

Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked .....

I was in a public toilet

This made my day:

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”.
From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"