which liquid turns to solid after heating

Q : which liquid turns to solid after heating.

Alll the scientists fail to answer then rahul says

Rahul baba : Silly fellows even L.K.G. boy also know the answer, the answer is 'DOSA'

Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday  :)

सारे मर्द एक जैसे होते हैं'

सारे मर्द एक जैसे होते हैं'जिसने यह कहावत बनाई थी. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . वह एक चीनी महिला थी, जिसने अपने पति को भीड़ मे खो दिया था!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back,
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"

In a bath room, a boy

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

what is the difference between

what is the difference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both are pregnant

Catch her by her waist,

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
nice drink...PEPSI