Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office.

 Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP
 and Daya is still an Inspector!! 

Even after 17 years of service. 

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle  Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well..

Baba Aaramdev

Great Confusion:

Great Confusion:

Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?..

People drink  & smoke for few days

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!

I'm studying  since nursery

But still not addicted to studying

This is called 'self control'

Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki

Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, 
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.

Uppar wale ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.

Son : papa circus dekhne chale?

Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa : No.........son I m busy

Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

Iske Aage ki kahaani...

Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

I swear you will read it again 

with smile

Modern Mehman Nawazi...

Modern Mehman Nawazi... 

When guests visit your home,
You should be a good host and ask
"Kya lenge?
Chai?
Coffee?
Cold Drink?
Ya..

Wi-Fi ka Password ?"