Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki

Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, 
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.

Uppar wale ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.

Son : papa circus dekhne chale?

Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa : No.........son I m busy

Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

Iske Aage ki kahaani...

Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

I swear you will read it again 

with smile

Modern Mehman Nawazi...

Modern Mehman Nawazi... 

When guests visit your home,
You should be a good host and ask
"Kya lenge?
Chai?
Coffee?
Cold Drink?
Ya..

Wi-Fi ka Password ?"

  

एक आदमी को गैस की बीमारी थी ।

एक आदमी को गैस की बीमारी थी ।
वो बहुत परेशान था, ना कही आता था ना कही जाता था।
एक बार किसी वजह से उसे अपने बहन के घर जाना पड़ा।
बहन के घर जाते समय रास्ते मे सोचने लगा कि एक 5 साल
का भान्जा है उसके लिए क्या लेके जाऊँ?
फिर एक दुकान से क्रीम वाला बिस्किट ले लिया, घर पहुँचते ही भान्जे ने देखा तो- मामा आ गये, मामा आ गये
करते हुए पास आया।
मामाजी जेब से बिस्किट निकालकर जैसे ही उसे देने के
लिए झुके, जोर की आवाज के साथ गैस निकल गयी।
अब तो हुई मुसीबत। वो 5 साल का बच्चा बिस्किट
फेँककर जमीन पर लेटकर रोने लगा। मामा ने उसे उठाकर पुछा- क्या हुआ क्युँ रो रहे हो?
तो बच्चा और जोर से रोने लगा। मामा ने उसे गोद मे लेकर
प्यार से पुछा- क्या चाहिए बेटा, क्युँ रोते हो?
वो बच्चा रोते हुए बोला-
हमको बिस्किट नही चाहिए, वो सीटी चाहिए
जो आपने अभी अभी बजायी है ॥

A boss from TATA motors walked into

A boss from TATA motors walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down.

His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked,

"Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him; finally understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, he said,

"When you saw the garage door open, did you see my JAGUAR parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,

"No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was "A TATA NANO with 2 flat tyres

If you want to change the world

Golden Words By A Wise Man

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor.

 After marriage, can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.

 You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."

वो बेचारा घंटे भर से टायलेट में बैठा

वो बेचारा घंटे भर से टायलेट में बैठा ...

एक लोटा पानी माँगता रहा .....

लेकिन किसी नहीं दिया ....

क्यूंकि .....

वो रोज़ घर में डायलोग मारा करता था ...

'मुझ पर एक अहसान करना ..की..मुझ पर कोई अहसान मत करना" ...