Sunday, 4 September 2016

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten


Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. 
Doctor: Drink this glass of water. 
Patient: Will it make me better? 
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. 

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