Next level of whatsapp language

Next level of  whatsapp language...
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Boy :- I got a new job 

Girl :- 

Boy :- yeh kya 

Girl:- CongRats 
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Now this one will kill you........

Girl-what is ur education ?

Boy- 

Girl-ab ye kya ?

Boy - Engineering 

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Girl : what is your name ?

Boy : 

Girl : what nonsense.? ....your name is breadcoffee ?

Boy : nahi re
         pagli..... bunty 

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This one is killer smily

girl : what are u doing ?
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boy : 
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girl : what is this ????
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boy :  gutka kha raha hu re.....

Girl- suna he tumhare uncle tv laye he

Boy:- ha

Girl:- kaisa he

Boy:- 

Girl:- ab ye kya he??

Boy:- dabba he dabba uncle ka tv dabba..... .

Haso mat market me naya hai......