हमने कभी दोस्ती को जाना न होता,

हमने कभी दोस्ती को जाना न होता,
हमारी ज़िंदगी में आपका आना न होता,
यु ही अकेले गुज़ार देते ज़िंदगी को,
 अगर आपको अपना दोस्त माना न होता..

What is love

Happy valentine week to all

What is love?

Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai...

Love is when you come back from work and dad says 'arey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai

Love is when ur bhabhi says ' hey hero ladki dekhi hai tere liya, koi aur pasand ho tou bata dena'

Love is when ur brother says ' bhai tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath

Love is when you r  Moodless and your sis says ' chal bhai kahi ghoom kay aatein hai

Love is when ur best friend hugs you and says' abe tere bagair mazaa nahi aata yar....

These all are best moments of love.....don't miss them in life.

Love is not only having a bf or gf.

Love you all who have been a special part of my life...........

Its love,
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage.

Its love,
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.

Its love,
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Its love,
when ur friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery
road.

Its love,
when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time..

Love 💕 is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.

Love when you send a small msg to your friends to make them smile

Luv 💕 is actually a name of "care"..

Valentines special SQL query

Valentines special SQL query:

Select * from Earth where Girl = 'Single' ;
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(0 row(s) affected)

Select * from Earth where Boy = 'Single' ;
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:Java heap space exeception.

पति-मेरे सीने में बहुत दर्द हो रहा हैं,

पति-मेरे सीने में बहुत दर्द हो रहा हैं,
जल्दी से एम्बुलेंस के लिए कॉल लगाओ.

पत्नी-हाँ,लगाती हूँ,अपने मोबाईल का पासवर्ड बताओ..

पति-रहने दो, अब थोडा ठीक लग रहा हैं ।।।

पत्नी रात को आसमान के

पत्नी रात को आसमान के
तारों 💫 की तरफ देखते हुए (अपने
पति से),
"बताओ जी, वो कौन सी चीज़ है, जो तुम रोज़ देख तो सकते हो पर तोड़ नहीं सकते???😱😱

... पति : नहीं मैं नहीं बताऊँगा!!😈😈

पत्नी : बताओ ना प्लीज़!!😍😍

पति : तेरा मुँह..!!! 😡😜😝😛

कोई दोस्त कभी पुराना नहीं होता (pic)

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!