Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera,

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera,

to bata dena ae dost

"hum dil pe pathar rakh k,

tumhe goli maar denge"

(,'')__;=-
./) )
_/ /_   
bade aye na pasand krne wale."

Sir: Define Energy

1. Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"

2. Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..

Air hostes to Pandit:

Air hostes to Pandit:

Sir,kya lenge?

Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.

Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,

Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...

Height of guessing an answer

Height of guessing an answer.....
. 
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....

The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’

The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’, is planning 3 more movies in India.

The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi

 and Abhishek Bachchan is titled.. ‘Life Of Rai’

The Second, casting Shiney Ahuja is ‘Life Of Bai’

The Third, casting Sunny Leone is called ‘Life On Char Pai’

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office.

 Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP
 and Daya is still an Inspector!! 

Even after 17 years of service. 