Air hostes to Pandit:

Air hostes to Pandit:

Sir,kya lenge?

Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.

Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,

Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...

Height of guessing an answer

Height of guessing an answer.....
. 
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....

The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’

The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’, is planning 3 more movies in India.

The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi

 and Abhishek Bachchan is titled.. ‘Life Of Rai’

The Second, casting Shiney Ahuja is ‘Life Of Bai’

The Third, casting Sunny Leone is called ‘Life On Char Pai’

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion

Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office.

 Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP
 and Daya is still an Inspector!! 

Even after 17 years of service. 

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle  Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well..

Baba Aaramdev

Great Confusion:

Great Confusion:

Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?..

People drink  & smoke for few days

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!

I'm studying  since nursery

But still not addicted to studying

This is called 'self control'