Love is a promise

Love is a promise,
love is a souvenir,
once given never forgotten, 
never let it disappear.

GRANDMA IN COURT ..

GRANDMA  IN  COURT.. Brilliantly Hilarious:

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a  big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know  you.."

The lawyer was stunned!  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,  - "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone  and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to  mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of  them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."  

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet  voice said:

"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,  I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !

A cute excuse:

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if  they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

I am sending you lots of hugs and kisses

I am sending you lots of hugs and kisses
wrapped in the warmth of love to say
Good night and may you have a nive dream.
Good Night

Since your eyes are looking

Since your eyes are looking tired,
let your eye lashes
hug each other for few hours.
May you have a very happy journey into the world of dreams
Good Night !!!

Darkness is everywhere ..

Darkness is everywhere,
The birds are back there home,
Road are quiet,
Every body is sleeping,
But i m not u know y?
Just wanted 2 say u Good night

Smart answer by a female.

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
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